Date: Sat, 2 Dec 2000 08:37:21 -0500 Subject: Re: ow my feet! Status: R In alt.religion.kibology, seebs@plethora.net wrote: red wrote: >The Ice Capades in association with Walt Disney presents >ARK! >ON! >ICE! There's an Ice Capades ad in the men's room at a resturaunt I go to sometimes. I assume they must have a show. It looks terrifying; half-naked chyx playing violins on a stairway. ARK ON ICE would be pretty awesome. Kibo wouldn't actually be represented by a mere physical manifestation; rather, his absence would define the patterns in which the skaters moved. People would always be appearing to fall down, but they wouldn't *really* be falling down. Also, it would be run at the same time as some other Ice Capades show, and it would really screw them up, because the Kibologist-skaters would zoom up to people as though to start some elaborate dance move, then skate right past them. It'd be sort of like watching the Harlem Globetrotters joining an ongoing basketball game unannounced. -s -- Copyright 2000, All rights reserved. Peter Seebach / seebs@plethora.net C/Unix wizard, Pro-commerce radical, Spam fighter. Boycott Spamazon! Consulting & Computers: http://www.plethora.net/