Date: Tue, 23 Feb 1999 03:54:04 -0500 (EST)
Subject: Re: FAQ for alt.relgion.kiboguy READ BEFORE POSTING
Status: R

beable@my-dejanews.com (Beable Van Polasm) says:

FAQ FOR ALT.RELGION.KIBOGUY

This is the list of frequently asked questions for
alt.relgion.kiboguy. Please read this before posting.
The answer you want might be in here! This faq is
posted every 200 centons, 22 microns, 0.42 abians.

1. What is alt.relgion.kiboguy?
2. Who created alt.relgion.kiboguy?
3. What does "kiboguy" mean?
4. What does "relgion" mean?
5. What does "alt" mean?
6. Is that TRUE what you said in the last answer?
7. Has anybody ever actually EXPERIENCED that?
8. Does KIBOGUY ever post here?
9. What happens if you mix Bleach and Ammonia?
10. What happens if you mix Chlorine and Brake Fluid?
11. Is it true that if you post certain words, then
    certain events happen in response to those words?


1. What is alt.relgion.kiboguy?

Alt.relgion.kiboguy is a newsgroup. DUH!

2. Who created alt.relgion.kiboguy?

Alt.relgion.kiboguy was created in September 1989
by the great Lee Shelton Bumgarner. He's an INTERNATIONALLY
RESPECTED journalist!

3. What does "kiboguy" mean?

Kiboguy is the name of some guy called Kibo. DUH!

4. What does "relgion" mean?

Relgion is probably a misspelling of Region. Lee
Shelton Bumgarner never could spell very well,
after that accident in Grade 5 with the Spelling
Bee in a Balloon.

5. What does "alt" mean?

Alt is an abbreviation for Altoid. This is a type
of S00PER-STR0NG mint that Monica Lewinsky invented
a new use for! And Bill Clinton LIKED IT A LOT!

6. Is that TRUE what you said in the last answer?

YEP!

7. Has anybody ever actually EXPERIENCED that?

What APART from Bill Clinton? Are you suggesting that
Monica is some kind of SLUT? ARE YOU? WELL DO YA PUNK!??!?

8. Does KIBOGUY ever post here?

Nope.

9. What happens if you mix Bleach and Ammonia?

Some poison gas comes out. Nobody knows what type
of poison gas, because STAYCIA couldn't be BOTHERED
to find out, and the d00ds over in sci.hcem are
too busy "KEEPING IT OUT OF SCI.HCEM FOOLS" to
actually answer any CHEMISTRY questions. DUH!

10. What happens if you mix Chlorine and Brake Fluid?

Fire comes out. But nobody except me knows that
because of the same reason that we experienced
in Q9. KEEP IT OUT OF SCI.HCEM FOOLS!

11. Is it true that if you post certain words, then
    certain events happen in response to those words?

IT SURE IS! Watch now as I demonstrate:
ARCHIMEDES PLUTONIUM! The King of Science will now
repost this article in sci.chem, whereupon THEY
CAN TELL US WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU MIX BLEACH AND
AMMONIA OR CHLORINE AND BRAKE FLUID!

OR ELSE!

This has been the list of Frequently Asked Questions
for alt.relgion.kiboguy. Please ask these questions
frequently or else this whole FAQ will turn into a
gigantic LIE!

cheers
beable van polasm
--
I dreamt I was eating hot dogs, and when I woke up three of my fingers
were missing!  And so was my meat pillow!  I mean my husband!
-- David Pacheco

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