Date: Wed, 21 Jun 2000 03:35:01 -0400
Subject: alt.religion.kibology: NAQ
Status: R

In alt.religion.kibology, david_pacheco@lineone.net wrote:

                       Alt Religion Kibology:
                     Never Asked Questions (NAQ)


Following is the official a.r.k. list of Never Asked Questions.  
This list is posted to the a.r.k. newsgroup once a month.  
Questions about this NAQ can not be addressed at the present 
time.

1.                                         ?

No.

2.                                                        
                                                     ?

Good God, no!

3.                            ?

It depends on multiple factors, including (but not limited to) 
the speed of the chipmunk.

4.                                                          ?

It's in the Aztec version of the Bible.

5.                                                            ?

Bob Hope, Pope John Paul II and a piranha, but not necessarily in 
that order.

6.                                    ?

Good question, but again: no.

7.                                                              
                      ?

Yes, in your imagination.  Weirdo.

8.                                                     ?

Quake III Arena is a perfect counter-example, as are My Little 
Pony and Pomeranian oyster-divers.

9.                                        ?

That's not a question.

10.                                 ?

Not wearing those pants, you're not.  In fact, your entire 
wardrobe today is pretty insulting.

11.                                                        ?

Gesundheit!

12.                                              ?

Twice every four hours, or until the swelling returns.

13.                               ?

The chardonnay chalupa.

-dp.
              ?
HAW HAW!