_____			1U		Creature - Shapeshifter		U
1/1  1: This card's name becomes the name of your choice. Play this ability
 anywhere, anytime.
Aesthetic Consultation	B		Instant				R
 Name an artist. Remove the top six cards of your library from the game, then
 reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a card by the named
 artist. Put that card in your hand, then remove all the other cards revealed
 this way from the game.
Ambiguity		2UU		Enchantment			R
 Whenever a player plays a spell that counters a spell that has been played or
 a player plays a spell that comes into play with counters, that player may
 counter the next spell played or put an additional counter on a permanent that
 has already been played, but not countered.
Artful Looter		2U		Creature - Human Wizard		C
1/2  Tap: Draw a card, then discard a card. / Whenever a permanent comes into
 play that shares an artist with another permanent you control, untap ~.
Ass Whuppin'		1WB		Sorcery				R
 Destroy target silver-bordered permanent in any game you can see from your
 seat.
Assquatch		4R		Creature - Donkey Lord		R
3.5/3.5  Each other Donkey gets +1.5/+1.5 . / Whenever another Donkey comes
 into play, untap target creature and gain control of it until end of turn.
 That creature gains haste until end of turn.
Atinlay Igpay		5ayWay		Eaturecray - Igpay		Uay
3/3 Oubleday ikestray  Eneverwhay ~'s ontrollercay eaksspay ay
 onnay-Igpay-Atinlay ordway, acrificesay ~.
Avatar of Me		2UU		Creature - Avatar		R
*/*  ~ costs 1 more to play for each ten years you've been alive. / ~'s power
 is equal to your height in feet and its toughness is equal to your American
 shoe size. Round to the nearest 1/2. / ~'s color is the color of your eyes.
AWOL			2W		Instant				C
 Remove target attacking creature from the game. Then remove it from the
 removed-from-game zone and put it into the
 absolutely-removed-from-the-freaking-game-forever zone.
Bad Ass			2BB		Creature - Donkey Zombie	C
3.5/1  1B,Growl: Regenerate ~.
B-I-N-G-O		1G		Creature - Hound		R
1/1 Trample  Whenever a player plays a spell, put a chip counter on its
 converted mana cost. / ~ gets +9/+9 for each set of three numbers in a row
 with chip counters on them.
Blast from the Past	2R		Instant				R
 Madness R,cycling 1R,kicker 2R,flashback 3R,buyback 4R  ~ deals 2 damage to
 target creature or player. / If the kicker cost was paid, put a 1/1 red Goblin
 creature token into play.
Bloodletter		2B		Creature - Zombie		C
2/3  When the names of three or more nonland permanents begin with the same
 letter, sacrifice ~. If you do, it deals 2 damage to each creature and each
 player.
Booster Tutor		B		Instant				U
 Open a sealed _Magic_ booster pack, reveal the cards, and put one of those
 cards into your hand. (Remove that card from your deck before beginning a new
 game.)
Bosom Buddy		3W		Creature - Elephant Townsfolk	U
1/4  Whenever you play a spell, you may gain .5 life for each word in that
 spell's name.
Brushstroke Paintermage		3U	Creature - Human Wizard		C
2/3  Tap: Target permanent's artist becomes the artist of your choice until end
 of turn.
Bursting Beebles	2U		Creature - Beeble		C
2/2  ~ is unblockable as long as defending player controls two or more nonland
 permanents that share an artist.
Cardpecker		1W		Creature - Bird			C
1.5/1 Flying  Gotcha - Whenever an opponent touches the table with his or her
 hand, you may say "Gotcha!". If you do, return ~ from your graveyard to your
 hand.
Carnivorous Death-Parrot	1U	Creature - Bird			C
2/2 Flying  At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice ~ unless you say its
 flavor text. #(Save a kill spell to deal with this guy.)#
Cheap Ass		1W		Creature - Donkey Townsfolk	C
1/3.5  Spells you play cost .5 less to play.
Cheatyface		UUU		Creature - Efreet		U
2/2 Flying  You may sneak ~ into play at any time without paying for it, but if
 an opponent catches you right away, that player may remove ~ from the game.
Circle of Protection: Art	1W	Enchantment			C
 As ~ comes into play, choose an artist. / 1W: The next time a source of your
 choice by the chosen artist would deal damage to you this turn, prevent that
 damage. / 1W: Return ~ to its owner's hand.
City of Ass				Land				R
 ~ comes into play tapped. / Tap: Add one and one-half mana of any one color to
 your mana pool.
Collector Protector	3WW		Creature - Human Gamer		R
2/5  W,Give an opponent a nonland card you own from outside the game: Prevent
 the next 1 damage that would be dealt to you or ~ this turn.
Creature Guy		3G		Creature - Beast		U
3/3  Gotcha - Whenever an opponent says "Creature" or "Guy", you may say
 "Gotcha!". If you do, return ~ from your graveyard to your hand.
Curse of the Fire Penguin	4RR	Enchant Creature		R
 ~ consumes and confuses enchanted creature.
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					Creature - Penguin
6/5 Trample  When this creature is put into a graveyard from play, return ~
 from your graveyard to play.
Deal Damage		2RR		Instant				U
 ~ deals 4 damage to target creature or player. / Gotcha - Whenever an opponent
 says "Deal" or "Damage", you may say "Gotcha!". If you do, return ~ from your
 graveyard to your hand.
Double Header		3UU		Creature - Drake		C
2/3 Flying  When ~ comes into play, you may return target permanent with a
 two-word name to its owner's hand.
Drawn Together		2WW		Enchantment			R
 As ~ comes into play, choose an artist. / Creatures by the chosen artist get
 +2/+2.
Duh			B		Instant				C
 Destroy target creature with reminder text. (Reminder text is any italicized
 text in parentheses that explains rules you already know.)
Dumb Ass		2R		Creature - Donkey Barbarian	C
3.5/2  At the beginning of your upkeep, flip a coin. If you lose the flip,
 target opponent chooses whether ~ attacks this turn.
Elvish House Party	4GG		Creature - Elf Rogue		U
*/*  ~'s power and toughness are each equal to the current hour, using the
 twelve-hour system.
Emcee			2W		Creature - Human Rogue		U
0/1  Whenever another creature comes into play, you may stand up and say in a
 deep, booming voice "Presenting ..." and that creature's name. If you do, put
 a +1/+1 counter on that creature.
Enter the Dungeon	BB		Sorcery				R
 Players play a _Magic_ subgame under the table starting at 5 life, using their
 libraries as their decks. After the subgame ends, the winner searches his or
 her library for two cards, puts those cards into his or her hand, then
 shuffles his or her library.
Erase (Not the _Urza's Legacy_ One)	2W	Instant			C
 If you control two or more white permanents that share an artist, you may play
 ~ without paying its mana cost. / Remove target enchantment from the game.
Eye to Eye		2B		Instant				U
 You and target creature's controller have a staring contest. If you win,
 destroy that creature.
Face to Face		1R		Sorcery				U
 You and target opponent play a best two-out-of-three Rock, Paper, Scissors
 match. If you win, ~ deals 5 damage to that opponent.
Farewell to Arms	1BB		Enchantment			C
 As ~ comes into play, choose a hand attached to an opponent's arm. / When the
 chosen hand isn't behind its owners back, sacrifice ~. If you do, that player
 discards his or her hand ... of cards. (The lawyers wouldn't let us do it the
 other way.)
Fascist Art Director	1WW		Creature - Human Horror		C
2/2  WW: ~ gains protection from the artist of your choice until end of turn.
Fat Ass			4G		Creature - Donkey Shaman	C
2/3.5  ~ gets +2/+2 and has trample as long as you're eating. (Food is in your
 mouth and you're chewing, licking, sucking, or swallowing it.)
First Come, First Served	1W	Enchantment			U
 The attacking or blocking creature with the lowest collector number has first
 strike. If two or more creatures are tied, they all have first strike.
Flaccify		2U		Instant				C
 Counter target spell unless its controller pays 3.5 .
Forest					Basic Land - Forest
[G]
Form of the Squirrel	G		Enchantment			R
 As ~ comes into play, put a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token into play. You
 lose the game when it leaves play. / Creatures can't attack you. / You can't
 be the target of spells or abilities. / You can't play spells.
Fraction Jackson	2G		Creature - Human Hero		R
1/1.5  G,Tap: Return target card with a .5 on it from your graveyard to your
 hand.
Framed!			1U		Instant				C
 Tap or untap all permanents by the artist of your choice.
Frankie Peanuts		2WW	Legendary Creature - Elephant Rogue	R
2/3  At the beginning of your upkeep, you may ask target player a yes-or-no
 question. If you do, that player answers the question truthfully and abides by
 that answer if able until end of turn.
Frazzled Editor		1R		Creature - Human Bureaucrat	C
2/2  Protection from wordy (Something is wordy if it has four or more lines of
 text in its text box.)
Gleemax			1,000,000	Legendary Artifact		R
 You choose all targets for all spells and abilities.
Gluetius Maximus	3GG		Creature - Beast		U
5/5  As ~ comes into play, an opponent chooses one of your fingers. (Thumbs are
 fingers, too.) / When the chosen finger isn't touching ~, sacrifice ~.
Goblin Mime		1R		Creature - Goblin Mime		C
2/2  When you speak, sacrifice ~.
Goblin S.W.A.T. Team	3R		Creature - Goblin Warrior	C
2/2  Say "~": Put a +1/+1 counter on ~ unless an opponent swats the table
 within five seconds. Play this ability only once each turn.
Goblin Secret Agent	2R		Creature - Goblin Rogue		C
2/2 First strike  At the beginning of your upkeep, reveal a card from your hand
 at random.
Granny's Payback	7G		Sorcery				U
 You gain life equal to your age.
Graphic Violence	2G		Instant				C
 All creatures by the artist of your choice get +2/+2 and gain trample until
 end of turn.
Greater Morphling	6UU		Creature - Shapeshifter		R
5/5  2: ~ gains your choice of banding, bushido 1, double strike, fear, flying,
 first strike, haste, landwalk of your choice, protection from a color of your
 choice, provoke, rampage 1, shadow, or trample until end of turn. / 2: ~
 becomes the colors of your choice until end of turn. / 2: ~'s type becomes the
 creature type of your choice until end of turn. / 2: ~'s expansion symbol
 becomes the symbol of your choice until end of turn. / 2: ~'s artist becomes
 the artist of your choice until end of turn. / 2: ~ gets +2/-2 or -2/+2 until
 end of turn. / 2: Untap ~.
Head to Head		W		Instant				U
 You and target opponent play Seven Questions about the top card of that
 player's library. (That player looks at the card, then you ask up to six
 yes-or-no questions about the card that he or she answers truthfully. You
 guess the card's name - that's question seven - and the player reveals the
 card.) If you win, prevent all damage that would be dealt this turn by a
 source of your choice.
Infernal Spawn of Infernal Spawn of Evil
			8BB		Creature - Demon Child		R
8/8 Flying, first strike, trample  If you say "I'm coming, too!" as you search
 your library, you may pay 1B and reveal ~ from your library to have it deal 2
 damage to a player of your choice. Do this no more than once each turn.
Island					Basic Land - Island
[U]
Johnny, Combo Player	2UU	Legendary Creature - Human Gamer	R
1/1  4: Search your library for a card and put that card into your hand. Then
 shuffle your library.
Keeper of the Sacred Word	2G	Creature - Human Druid		C
2/3  As ~ comes into play, choose a word. / Whenever an opponent says the
 chosen word, ~ gets +3/+3 until end of turn.
Kill! Destroy!		 1BB		Instant				U
 Destroy target nonblack creature. / Gotcha - Whenever an opponent says "Kill"
 or "Destroy", you may say "Gotcha!". If you do, return ~ from your graveyard to
 your hand.
Ladies' Knight		3W		Creature - Human Knight		U
2/2 Flying  Spells that players wearing at least one item of women's clothing
 play cost 1 less to play. (Women's clothing is designed to be worn exclusively
 by women.)
Land Aid '04		GG		Sorcery				C
 Search your library for a basic land card, put that card into play tapped,
 then shuffle your library. If you sang a song the whole time you were
 searching and shuffling, you may untap that land.
Laughing Hyena		1G		Creature - Hyena		C
2/2  Gotcha - Whenever an opponent laughs, you may say "Gotcha!". If you do,
 return ~ from your graveyard to your hand.
Letter Bomb		6		Artifact			R
 When ~ comes into play, sign it and shuffle it into target player's library.
 That player reveals each card he or she draws until ~ is drawn. When that
 player draws ~, it deals 19.5 damage to him or her.
Little Girl		.5W		Creature - Human Child		C
.5/.5
Look at Me, I'm R&D	2W		Enchantment			R
 As ~ comes into play, choose a number and a second number one higher or one
 lower than that number. / All instances of the first chosen number on
 permanents, spells, and cards in any zone are the second chosen number.
Loose Lips		U		Enchant Creature		C
 As ~ comes into play, choose a sentence with eight or fewer words. / Enchanted
 creature has flying. / Whenever enchanted creature deals damage to an
 opponent, you draw two cards unless that player says the chosen sentence.
Magical Hacker		1U		Creature - Human Gamer		U
1/2  U: Change the text of target spell or permanent by replacing all instances
 of + with -, and vice versa, until end of turn.
Man of Measure		1WW		Creature - Human Knight		C
2/2  As long as you're shorter than an opponent, ~ has first strike and gets
 +0/+1. / As long as you're taller than an opponent, ~ gets +1/+0.
Mana Flair		1R		Instant				C
 Add R to your mana pool for each nonland permanent by the artist of your
 choice.
Mana Screw		1		Artifact			U
 1: Flip a coin. If you win the flip, add 2 to your mana pool. Play this
 ability only any time you could play an instant.
Meddling Kids		2WU		Creature - Human Child		R
2/3  As ~ comes into play, choose a word with four or more letters. / Nonland
 cards with the chosen word in their text box can't be played.
Mise			U		Instant				U
 Name a nonland card, then reveal the top card of your library. If that card is
 the named card, draw three cards.
Moniker Mage		2U		Creature - Human Wizard		C
2/2  U,Say your middle name: ~ can't be the target of spells or abilities this
 turn. / U,Say an opponent's middle name: ~ gains flying until end of turn.
Monkey Monkey Monkey	3G		Creature - Ape			C
1/1  As ~ comes into play, choose a letter. / ~ gets +1/+1 for each nonland
 permanent whose name begins with the chosen letter.
Mons's Goblin Waiters	R		Creature - Goblin Waiter	C
1/1  Sacrifice a creature or land: Add .5R to your mana pool.
Mother of Goons		2B		Creature - Human Cleric		C
3/2  Whenever a creature an opponent controls is put into a graveyard from
 play, sacrifice ~ unless you insult that creature.
Mountain				Basic Land - Mountain
[R]
Mouth to Mouth		3U		Sorcery				U
 You and target opponent have a breath-holding contest. If you win, you gain
 control of target creature that player controls.
Mox Lotus		15		Artifact			R
 Tap: Add \infty to your mana pool. / 100: Add one mana of any color to your
 mana pool. / You don't lose life due to mana burn.
My First Tome		3		Artifact			U
 1,Tap: Say the flavor text on a card in your hand. Target opponent guesses
 that card's name. You may reveal that card. If you do and your opponent
 guessed wrong, draw a card.
Name Dropping		1G		Enchantment			U
 Gotcha - Whenever an opponent says a word that's in the name of a card in your
 graveyard, you may say "Gotcha!". If you do, return that card to your hand.
Necro-Impotence		BBB		Enchantment			R
 Skip your untap step. / At the beginning of your upkeep, you may pay X life.
 If you do, untap X permanents. / Pay .5 life: Remove the top card of your
 library from the game face down. Put that card into your hand at end of turn.
Now I Know My ABCs	1UU		Enchantment			R
 At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control permanents with names that
 include all twenty-six letters of the English alphabet, you win the game.
Number Crunch		2U		Instant				C
 Return target permanent to its owner's hand. / Gotcha - Whenever an opponent
 says a number, you may say "Gotcha!". If you do, return ~ from your graveyard
 to your hand.
Old Fogey		GG		Summon Dinosaur			R
7/7 Phasing, cumulative upkeep 1, echo, fading 3, bands with other Dinosaurs,
 protection from Homarids, snow-covered plainswalk, flanking, rampage 2
Orcish Paratroopers	2R		Creature - Orc Paratrooper	C
4/4  When ~ comes into play, flip it from a height of at least one foot.
 Sacrifice ~ unless it lands face up after turning over completely.
Our Market Research Shows That Players Like Really Long Card Names So We Made
 this Card to Have the Absolute Longest Card Name Ever Elemental
			1GG		Creature - Elemental		C
2/2 Art rampage 2 (Whenever this becomes blocked by a creature, it gets +2/+2
 for each creature in the blocker's art beyond the first.)
Persecute Artist	1BB		Sorcery				U
 Choose an artist other than Rebecca Guay. Target player reveals his or her
 hand and discards all nonland cards by the chosen artist.
Phyrexian Librarian	3B		Creature - Horror		U
3/3 Flying, trample  At the beginning of your upkeep, remove the top card of
 your library from the game face up and balance it on your body. / When a
 balanced card falls or touches another balanced card, sacrifice ~.
Plains					Basic Land - Plains
[W]
Pointy Finger of Doom	4		Artifact			R
 3,Tap: Spin ~ in the middle of the table so that it rotates completely at
 least once, then destroy the closest permanent the finger points to.
Punctuate		3R		Instant				C
 ~ deals damage to target creature equal to half the number of punctuation
 marks in that creatures text box. (The punctuation marks are ! ? , ; : - ( ) /
 " ' & .)
Pygmy Giant		1RR		Creature - Giant		U
0/2  R,Tap,Sacrifice a creature: ~ deals X damage to target creature, where X
 is a number in the sacrificed creature's text box.
Question Elemental?	2UU?		Creature? - Elemental?		U?
3?/4? Flying?  Are you aware that when you say something that isn't a question,
 the player who first points out this fact gains control of ~?
R&D's Secret Lair			Legendary Land			R
 Play cards as written. Ignore all errata. / Tap: Add 1 to your mana pool.
Rare-B-Gone		2BR		Sorcery				R
 Each player sacrifices all rare permanents, then reveals his or her hand and
 discards all rare cards.
Red-Hot Hottie		2RR		Creature - Elemental		C
2/5  Whenever ~ deals damage to a creature, put a third-degree-burn counter on
 that creature. It has "At the end of each turn, sacrifice this creature unless
 you scream "Aaah!" at the top of your lungs.".
Remodel			2G		Instant				C
 If you control two or more green permanents that share an artist, you may play
 ~ without paying its mana cost. / Remove target artifact from the game.
Richard Garfield, Ph.D.
			3UU	Legendary Creature - Human Designer	R
2/2  You may play cards as though they were other _Magic_ cards of your choice
 with the same mana cost. (Mana cost includes color.) You can't choose the same
 card twice.
Rocket-Powered Turbo Slug	3R	Creature - Slug			U
3/1 Super haste (This may attack the turn before you play it. (You may put this
 card into play from your hand, tapped and attacking, during your declare
 attackers step. If you do, you lose the game at the end of your next turn
 unless you pay this card's mana cost during that turn.))
Rod of Spanking		1		Artifact			U
 2,Tap: ~ deals 1 damage to target player. Then untap ~ unless that player says
 "Thank you, sir. May I have another?".
S.N.O.T.		G		Creature - Ooze			C
*^2/*^2  As ~ comes into play, you may stick it onto another creature named ~
 in play. If you do, all those creatures form a single creature. / ~'s power
 and toughness are equal to the square of the number of ~s stuck together. (One
 is a 1/1, two are a 4/4, three are a 9/9, and four are a 16/16.)
Saut\'e			1RR		Instant				C
 Saut\'e deals 3.5 damage to target creature or player.
Save Life		W		Instant				U
 Choose one - Target player gains 2.5 life; or prevent the next 2.5 damage that
 would be dealt to target creature this turn. / Gotcha - Whenever an opponent
 says "Save" or "Life", you may say "Gotcha!". If you do, return ~ from your
 graveyard to your hand.
Shoe Tree		4G		Creature - Treefolk		C
3/3  ~ comes into play with up to two shoe counters on it. Use your shoes as
 counters. / ~ gets +1/+1 for each shoe counter on it.
Side to Side		2G		Instant				U
 You and target opponent arm-wrestle. If you win, put a 3/3 green Ape creature
 token into play.
Six-y Beast		3R		Creature - Beast		U
0/0  As ~ comes into play, you secretly put six or fewer +1/+1 counters on it,
 then an opponent guesses the number of counters. If that player guesses right,
 sacrifice ~.
Smart Ass		2U		Creature - Donkey Wizard	C
2.5/1  Whenever ~ attacks, name a card. Defending player may reveal his or her
 hand and show you that the named card isn't there. If that player doesn't, ~
 is unblockable this turn.
Spell Counter		2UU		Instant				U
 Counter target spell. / Gotcha - Whenever an opponent says "Spell" or
 "Counter", you may say "Gotcha!". If you do, return ~ from your graveyard to
 your hand.
Standing Army		2WW		Creature - Human Soldier	C
2/4  As long as you're standing, ~ has vigilance. (*)
Staying Power		2W		Enchantment			R
 As long as ~ is in play, "until end of turn" and "this" turn effects don't
 end.
Stone-Cold Basilisk	4G		Creature - Basilisk		U
2.5/5  Whenever ~ blocks or becomes blocked by a creature with fewer letters in
 its name, destroy that creature at end of combat. (Punctuation and spaces
 aren't letters.) / Whenever an opponent reads ~, that player is turned to
 stone until end of turn. Stoned players can't attack, block, or play spells or
 abilities.
Stop That		B		Instant				C
 Target player discards a card. / Gotcha - Whenever an opponent audibly flicks
 the cards in his or her hand, you may say "Gotcha!". If you do, return ~ from
 your graveyard to your hand.
Super Secret Tech	3		Artifact			X
 All premium spells cost 1 less to play. / All premium creatures get +1/+1.
Supersize		1G		Instant				C
 Target creature gets +3.5/+3.5 until end of turn.
Swamp					Basic Land - Swamp
[B]
Symbol Status		2GG		Sorcery				U
 Put a 1/1 colorless Expansion-Symbol creature token into play for each
 different expansion symbol among permanents you control.
Tainted Monkey		1B		Creature - Ape			C
1/1  Tap: Choose a word. Target player puts the top card of his or her library
 into his or her graveyard. If that card has the chosen word in its text box,
 that player loses 3 life.
The Fallen Apart	2BB		Creature - Zombie		C
4/4  ~ comes into play with two arms and two legs. / Whenever damage is dealt
 to ~, remove an arm or a leg from it. / ~ can't attack if it has no legs and
 can't block if it has no arms.
Time Machine		5		Artifact			R
 Tap: Remove ~ and target nontoken creature you own from the game. Return both
 cards to play at the beginning of your upkeep on your turn X of the next game
 you play with the same opponent, where X is the removed creature's converted
 mana cost.
Togglodyte		3		Artifact Creature - Golem	U
4/4  ~ comes into play turned on. / Whenever a player plays a spell, toggle ~'s
 ON/OFF switch. / As long as ~ is turned off, it can't attack or block, and all
 damage it would deal is prevented.
Topsy Turvy		2U		Enchantment			R
 The phases of each player's turn are reversed. (The phases are, in reverse
 order, end, postcombat main, combat, precombat main, and beginning.) / If
 there are more than two players in the game, the turn order is reversed.
Touch and Go		3R		Sorcery				C
 Destroy target land. / Gotcha - Whenever an opponent touches his or her face,
 you may say "Gotcha!". If you do, return ~ from your graveyard to your hand.
Toy Boat		3		Artifact Creature - Ship	U
3/3 Cumulative upkeep - Say ~ quickly. (At the beginning of your upkeep, put an
 age counter on ~, then sacrifice it unless you say ~ once for each age counter
 on it - without pausing between or fumbling it.)
Uktabi Kong		5GGG		Creature - Ape			R
8/8 Trample  When ~ comes into play, destroy all artifacts. / Tap two untapped
 Apes you control: Put a 1/1 green Ape creature token into play.
Urza's Hot Tub		2		Artifact			U
 2,Discard a card: Search your library for a card that shares a complete word
 in its name with the discarded card, reveal it, and put it into your hand.
 Then shuffle your library.
Vile Bile		1B		Creature - Ooze			C
2.5/2.5  Whenever a player's skin or fingernail touches ~, that player loses 2
 life.
Water Gun Balloon Game	2		Artifact			R
 As ~ comes into play, each player puts a pop! counter on a 0. / Whenever a
 player plays a spell, move that player's pop! counter up 1. / Whenever a
 player's pop! counter hits 5, that player puts a 5/5 pink Giant Teddy Bear
 creature token into play and resets all pop! counters to 0.
Wet Willie of the Damned	2BB	Sorcery				C
 ~ deals 2.5 damage to target creature or player and you gain 2.5 life.
When Fluffy Bunnies Attack	3B	Instant				C
 Target creature gets -X/-X until end of turn, where X is the number of times
 the letter of your choice appears in that creature's name.
Who/What/When/Where/Why			Instant				R
Who			XW
 Target player gains X life.
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What			2R
 Destroy target artifact.
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When			2U
 Counter target creature spell.
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Where			3B
 Destroy target land.
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Why			1G
 Destroy target enchantment.
Wordmail		W		Enchant Creature		C
 Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 for each word in its name.
Working Stiff		1B		Creature - Mummy		U
2/2  As ~ comes into play, straighten your arms. / When you bend an elbow,
 sacrifice ~.
World-Bottling Kit	5		Artifact			R
 5,Sacrifice ~: Choose a _Magic_ set. Remove from the game all permanents with
 that set's expansion symbol except for basic lands.
Yet Another AEther Vortex	3RR	Enchantment			R
 All creatures have haste. / Players play with the top card of their libraries
 revealed. / Noninstant, nonsorcery cards on top of a library are in play under
 their owner's control in addition to being in that library.
Zombie Fanboy		2B		Creature - Zombie Gamer		U
1/1  As ~ comes into play, choose an artist. / Whenever a permanent by the
 chosen artist is put into a graveyard, put two +1/+1 counters on ~.
Zzzyxas's Abyss		1BB		Enchantment			R
 At the beginning of your upkeep, destroy all nonland permanents with the first
 name alphabetically among nonland permanents in play.
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(*) Vigilance text: (Attacking doesn't cause it to tap.)

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